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As your grapple with the mysteries of the sacred keytar you are interrupted by the very late arrival of a Knight of Siam who apologies for his tardiness, the armoured oriental explains he is only here as temp cover as the original French guardian is on strike and is blockading Calais through force of habit.
Pre-empting your question he goes on to explain that the reasons the Keytar of New Romance was hidden in the unfilled tomb of Chesney Hawkes was that it would be the last place anyone would think of looking. Leaving you to appreciate the wisdom of the ancients, he goes on to tell you that the three buttons on the keytar are keyed to the musical essence of three bands. Alas all he knows is the names of the bands and he has no idea which one you should use on the dragon. He is, after all, only a temp.
Bidding the Knight goodbye you return to London and track down the beast. Before entering it’s lair you decide to pick a button in advance, so you are ready to go the moment you burst in. Do you;