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BOATPIG Page 99

The Bureau consider the matter and agree this would be a fitting solution. As is traditional they shall put forth a champion, in this case Stav, who as representative of the offended party will be the venter. As is equally traditional the ventee, in this case you, is allowed to pick the ruleset for the game.

You desperately wrack your brain, trying to remember the words of advice in Count von Sploul’s seminal autobiography ‘A life at vent’. You can remember three sets, but which to chose?

• If you chose the Eccles Cake Expeditionary ruleset, turn to page 49.
• If you chose the Highland Metaphor ruleset, turn to page 24.
• If you chose the Tajikistani Plumbers ruleset, turn to page 63.