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You recall von Sploul’s Maxim No.431a Sub-clause 18 - “Never use Highland Metaphor unless you are the venter.” This decides it for you and you plump for the Eccles Cake Expeditionary ruleset. This decision meets with approval from the Bureau and comments on your understanding of the strategic aspect of Spleen, Spleen, Sploul.
The match is quickly arranged, the ECE ruleset was originally developed for use on the colonial frontiers of the British Empire and so doesn’t require the ornate and elaborate formality of other rulesets. The top hats and monocles are soon arranged and the match begins! Stav adopts the position and declaims ‘Sploul.’ Your mind races, do you;