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You suddenly realise, you could have counter-splouled using the Bradbury-Rubenstein-Montgomery-Masbeth gambit! You fall to your knees and curse the Lord for making you this way, diverting the rant somewhat to include Wales and John Travolta for no particular reason, just because.
This pleases Jimmy and Phil, who always like a nice This Morning with Richard not Judy reference, who drag the Bureau into conclave. After much debate, and some re-assigning of votes by the Party Chairman which would be questionable were it not for the fact the Minister of Historical Clarification declared it was fine as they’d always been that way, the Bureau votes 2.2 to 2 in favour of offering you a provisional role.