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You elect the Full English to appreciative nods from the Bureau, this surprises you as you didn’t think the breakfast option was that critical in SSS.
The mystery is solved when the Bureau arrive on the challenging field, towering over each venting platform stands the Samson and Goliath gantry cranes, specially shipped in from the Harland & Wolff shipyards for this purposes, ready to lift and sustain the titanic top hats each competitor will wear, epic scale formal millinery being the only possible meaning of ‘Full English’ in Spleen, Spleen, Sploul.
With the chanting of the Monks of Antioch still ringing in your ears the pre-match incantations are completed and the heralds sound their trumpets signalling the beginning of the match!
Stav shifts his weight on his platform as he adopts the position and attempts to make his opening move, however an unfortunate gust of wind catches his vast hat and disturbs his balance, in surprise and shock he accidentally enters a bid of “Spleen”. The crowd are silenced at this tragic turn of events, all eyes turn to you as the worldwide audience await your response. Do you,