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Realising you cannot triumph in circumstances likes this (because if nothing else the Bureau may be less than impressed) you decide on a sporting gesture. Using the elaborate linkage mechanisms to straighten your titanic hat you adopt the position and exclaim “Duchess”.
The stadium bursts into applause at this move, a gesture in the finest traditions of what-spleen-spleen-sploul-isn’t-but-should-be. As you watch the referee depart to collect the Otter you notice the Bureau nodding their approval at this gesture. Which is a relief.
You are brought back to the game when the clanking of gold chains announces Mr T. returning to the field with the Otter of Regret. He reaches your podium, un-hands the Otter of Regret and invites you to Spin the Otter. Do you;