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Realising your defeat was down to your own poor rules choice, the advantage given to the first player in the Highland Metaphor ruleset is a well known flaw, you decide the only thing to do is concede gracefully.
This goes down well with the Bureau who appreciate that you have made an effort to get into the spirit of things. Moreover as they haven’t had an excuse to justify the full ceremony and spectacle of a Highland Metaphor contest for many a year they’ve rather enjoyed the contest. Indeed so pleased are they that you are offered a provisional membership of the Bureau with an appropriate rank! Do you,