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Suspecting that internal promotion is probably not a quick or reliable method for advancement through the Stav Bureau you decline, saying you intend to hold out for a full Ministry. This does not go down well with the Bureau who make it clear that if that is you position you will be waiting a very, very long time indeed. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
While the Bureau admire firmness of purpose they also believe that firm is an irregular verb; I am firm, You are obstinate, He is a pig-headed fool. Alas they believe your behaviour falls into the latter category, mainly on the grounds they find your attitude that you deserve a Ministry inexplicable, you did after all lose at Spleen, Spleen, Sploul.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You are not a Bureau Member = -50pts
- You were gracious in Spleen, Spleen, Sploul defeat = +8pts
- But you did lose = -7pts
- Then were ungracious afterwords in rejecting a provisional membership = -17pts
- Emotional State; shame, disappointment and ingratitude = -30pts
- You didn’t die = +5pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -91pts
- Rating = While that could of gone better it also could have been worse, you are alive for starters. However your greed and lust for power has cost you dear.
- Future Life = Having spurned the Bureau you are doomed to a life of what might have been, stumbling through the remainder of your shattered and empty life perpetually haunted by the ghosts of opportunities scorned. The greater the Bureau’s achievements, the more you realise what you arrogantly dismissed, thus dooming you to a life of ever increasing mental torment as they move from triumph to triumph. If you have learnt anything from this it is the importance of gratitude.
Would you care to try again?