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Bracing yourself you step forward again and grasp the keytar and, to the haunting sound of a Moog synthesiser being re-tuned, the transformation begins. As the shimmering in your vision begins to clear you take a chance to observe the changes; You appear to have acquired a terrible pair of trousers, some sort of frilly shirt, a sash that frankly defies description, mirrored sunglasses and the less said about your haircut the better. Worse the world now appears to you in a combination of soft focus and pastel shades, which isn’t helping your disorientation.
Making an effort to concentrate you start to study the keytar and notice there only appear to be three buttons. Despite your limited knowledge of keytars that does seem a bit on the low side. Do you;