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Recalling the heady days of the Antimony vs Simony challenge you rack your brains to remember which is which, eventually you remember that Antimony is the element. You confidently state your answer. The barman impassively accepts your answer and directs you to return to the table as your drinks will be brought over.
After an anxious wait making inconsequential small talk about the current Dragon hunting season the drinks arrive. It is apparent something has gone wrong when the barman deposits several lager shandys, served in Martini glasses complete with pink umbrellas and sparklers.
The Bureau look at you quizzically, eyebrows raised in a devastating non-verbal assault. Rallying you realise you will need to do something to redeem yourself. Do you?