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You apologise profusely and attempt to gather up the drinks to return them to the bar. The icy stares from the Bureau indicate you have chosen poorly. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
Frankly the Bureau are less than impressed, while they weren’t the drinks they wanted it is still alcohol and not to be disposed of lightly. Far more importantly they aren’t your drinks to dispose of, you didn’t pay for them did you?
Disgusted with your cavalier attitude to both Bureau property and alcohol (often the same thing) the Chairman points at the door and indicates you would be wise to use it while you still have the necessary unbroken legs to do so.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- Not a Bureau Member = 0pts
- You failed the interview quite spectacularly = -50pts
- Left a pub without having a drink of any kind = -51pts
- Still have two unbroken legs to walk on = +18pts
- You had to use those legs to walk out of the pub = -19pts
- Emotional State; Shame, disgust and thirsty = -5pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -107pts
- Rating = Well at least your not dead. Though you may wish you were.
- Future Life = Just as you are recovering from the disappointment a liveried messenger gibbon arrives at your door and delivers you the bill for the drinks at the pub. It turns out that elaborate lager shandies are surprisingly expensive and the Bureau have absolutely no intention of paying for them. You think this is just the Bureau adding insult to injury. You are correct.
Would you care to try again?