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The Lamassu flicks it tail frantically. This is a bad sign in livestock, and apparently also bad sign in a Sumerian beast as it explains you are quite badly wrong. No-one likes a General Strike, particularly given how lazy it is. It keeps being threatened but never turns up, stealing media coverage that could be given to more deserving subjects, such as, purely for example, mythical Sumerian hybrid beasts.
Enraged at your inexplicably poor choice the Lamassu declares it knows what it must do…