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The Lamassu stamps it’s hooves furiously, shaking the entire tomb violently. Your supposition that this is not a good sign is proved correct when it roars at you, demanding how you could fail badly. The entire Pope Wars only started due to Julius Ceasar reincarnating and attempting to re-introduce the Julian Calendar.
Traditionally those who cannot remember their history are condemned to repeat it. In your case the Lamassu has something far more direct in mind.