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Reasoning that Bureau guards are probably quite good at spotting people trying to trick them, you decide to just be honest. Approaching the head guard you present your gilded velum letter and explain you would like to be let past so you can get to the interview. To your slight surprise this works and you are granted access to the pub.
Inside you find Minister Alex looking over a number of elaborate displays, ordering small adjustments to lighting and location. Noticing your arrival Alex reads your letter and explains the interview is in fact somewhere else. In the grandest traditions of the Bureau he offers to tell you where if you can answer a question on the exhibition he is preparing. Which of the three major art works in the room represents the Indivisibility of Beauty? As he’s not completely unreasonable he offers you the chance to have a look at the art first.