BOATPIG Page 123
As you enter the depths of Chesney Hawkes tomb you come to the central chamber with a number of plinths, each one individually lit so as to display and glorify the key items from his glittering life and career. While most of the plinths are empty, clearly waiting for Mr Hawkes to stop using the item in question (you note the elaborate wig holder on the plinth reserved for his Mullet), three plinths have already had items deposited on them.
After waiting quite some time for an ancient French Knight to explain the setup, you decide you’ll have to just go for it without him. This is an excellent choice as he has been delayed for reasons we have not the space to go into here. You decide that one of the items on the plinths must be the sacred weapon, but which one? Do you pick;