BOATPIG Page 83
You call Phil and explain the problem about the timer, the bizarre numbers and the complete absence of bus arrival. He listens carefully, considers the matter for some time before telling you that the problem, as he sees it, is that it’s a bus network, and thus must inevitably contain buses.
He informs you that the only known cure for buses is fire, sweet cleansing fire, and he recommends you apply it liberally until all trace of bus is removed, at which point the problem with the bus times will be entirely academic. Thanking Phil for this do you;