The Three IT Amigos, men of such legendary status that this wasn’t even their original name. For so long have they bestrode StavBureau mythology like three inept colossi that their original moniker has long since been lost to the mists of time. These same mists have left the exact Jose/Julio order a matter of some debate, however with this wiki we can now clarify reality in the correct direction.
Here you will find both their ‘true’ Spanish names and the educational ‘slave’ names they were forced to adopt to conform to Byzantine educational rules about cheap stereotypes.
Pedro the Spanish Donkey. Also knows as Chris Sammons. A man so nondescript he attracts neither scorn nor praise, merely the vague contempt of being considered a donkey. While this was obvious at the time, as was his Spanishness, time has rendered these obvious reasons obscure.
Jose Youngo - Richard Young. The other part of the Pedro and Jose comedy double act Youngo was a man of such influence and renown he was the subject of his own serial; The Madness of Youngo. Sadly this failed to attract the major motion picture deal it clearly deserved, however hopes remain high of a BBC adaptation staring Richard E Grant as Shep, Brian Blessed as Phil, Tony Robinson as Stav and Belinda Carlisle as Youngo.
Julio - Evans. Despite his exalted status as Default Lord of the Macs and most competent IT Amigo Jose Evans entirely failed to attract either a second part to his nickname or a last name. Still at least he was remember so things could be worse.
Chris Seaman and/or Dave Sammons. A man remembered for being neither Spanish, part of the IT department nor having a real name. However he did know the name of the villain from the A-Team (Colonel Decker) so had to be remembered somehow. And if not here where?