BOATPIG Page 81
So it is that you find yourself in the Valley of the Mullets, the vast Egyptian-esque necropolis constructed outside Milton Keynes to provide suitable tombs for bemulleted modern day Pharaohs. Your mission, to penetrate the burial complex of Chesney Hawkes (he’s not dead, however his tomb has been prepared in advance just to be sure) and retrieve the sacred weapon within.
With due trepidation you break the seal on the tomb and are confronted by a beast with the body a bull, the wings of an eagle and the head of a man, quite obviously it is a Lamassu! The mythical Sumerian creature explains that you must answer two out of three questions correctly before you can gain entry to the treasures within. It further explains that, as you seek entry to the tomb of Chesney Hawkes, your first question is a musical one.
What is the thing that Meatloaf will not do for love? Is it;