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You call out to the referee to attract his attention and raise a complaint, alas it appears Mr T has been distracted by a discussion with his fellow referees on the intricacies of overseeing a game of quantitative cheesing. You attempt to walk over to him, but alas you are still entangled in the beret erection harness. As you struggle out of the machinery it behaves in accordance with it’s French engineering heritage and collapses utterly, crushing you to death beneath a giant beret. - GAME OVER

Your Ending

You died while trying to protest about your entirely legal defeat. While the referee heard your complaint he believed it to be foolish and pitied you accordingly. Your poor sportsmanship has cost you both your life and the respect of the Bureau, who formally reject your application as a sign of their displeasure and a warning to others.

Your Achievements or Otherwise

• Not a Bureau Member = 0 pts
• Crushed to death by a giant beret support device = -12pts
• Your application was formally rejected = -10pts
• Your understanding of Spleen, Spleen, Sploul rulesets is poor = -5pt
• Your foolishness was pittied by Mr T. = -50pts
• Emotional State; pitied and dead. = -5pts

Ranking

• Grand Total = -72pts
• Rating = Dead and pitied. Says it all really.
• Future Life = You were crushed to death by a giant beret AND were pitied by Mr T for being foolish. You do not have an enjoyable afterlife.

Would you care to try again?