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The Bureau go into a conclave to discuss your triumph, eventually a vote is called by the Chairman and it is announced that after a fairly unanimous 4 to 0.2 margin the Bureau has voted to accept your application for membership of the Bureau. In light of your impressive Otter handling skills you are offered a role as Minister for Wildlife. With a tear in your eye you accept this great offer and step, forth a full (non-voting) member of the Bureau -GAME OVER
Your Ending
You are a proper full Minister of the Bureau AND your are still alive! Congratulations. Over the next few months you are taken thorough the intricacies and mysteries of the Legacy, the Ritual and the Prophecy that lay at the heart of the Bureau’s rise to power and magnificence. While workers slave away construction your hollowed out volcano lair you are shown the true power of Stavanomics in all it’s awe inspiring beauty. Truly it is all you had hoped for and more.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You are a Bureau Member = +100pts
- You have received a full Minister = +59pts
- You didn’t die = +5pts
- You have witnessed the power of fully implemented Stavanomics. = +127pts
- Though you are Minister for Wildlife your brief does not include monkeys or related simians, that brief is still Jimmy’s = -200pts
- You were victorious at Spleen, Spleen, Sploul = +25pts
- The Otter of Regret has become your loyal and visionary Deputy Minister for Mustelid Affairs = +50pts
- Emotional State; joy, exaltation and pride, with lingering regret at the lack of saxophones = +14pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = +180pts
- Rating = A perfect darts score, what more could you ask for? Well done.
- Stav Bureau Career = As you get to grips with your Ministry you gravitate towards the vital animal butler area of research. After several terrible (if amusing) failures involving various primates you take over Jimmy’s research and attempt to find a more suitable animal to wander around parties with drinks on it’s head. This leads to the undoubted highlight of your Bureau career; the King Penguin butler. The ideal height, a gentle walk that doesn’t unbalance the drinks, easily trained and with a distinguished look about them they are the perfect drink vending creature.
- Future Life = After the triumph of the King Penguin butler your place and future in the Bureau is assured and you can look forward to a life of power, pleasure and even occasionally voting on Bureau affairs when the voting members are indisposed. Truly an enviable ending.
Would you care to try again?