BOATPIG Page 51
You attend the interview and, in between the swimsuit round and the test of your parachuting ability, you are asked which of the many roles in Shep’s Zeppelin based empire you are applying for. You confidently state your answer that you wish to work with his G-T-C-A.
There is some discussion, you hear the phrase ‘Not unless he’s lost the gift of sight’ banned about, before the lead interviewer returns and tells you that they actually do have a position for you working with Shep’s DNA nucleotides. Realising things have gone badly wrong somewhere you attempt to leave, however the heavily armed floosies on the door stop you, grabbing your arms and dragging you deeper into the complex. - GAME OVER
The interviewer explains that as part of the Bureau’s ongoing research programme they have been working to perfect the Veloci-Gibbon, dinosaur and lesser ape melded together to produce lethal guard beasts with opposable thumbs and a highly amusing walk requiring it to wave its claws above its head for balance. However thus far there has been a slight problem in that they are far too energetic and proactive. To combat this the mad scientists, under Grand Primate Meddler Jimmy, have spliced in some of Shep’s DNA in an attempt to introduce apathy and laziness into the monstrosities.
This is where you come in, the latest batch are fresh from the lab and some tests subjects are required to check they still have the right instincts.
Would you care to try again?