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You order a “round” of drinks. As you set down your single pint on one of the spare tables, Phil phones you and tells you everyone has assembled at a different pub three miles away, a change in the plan which was kept secret from you, presumably as part of your initiation challenge. That or another Bureau outing cockup. Either way - GAME OVER

Your Ending

With your gravitation to the bar and single pint round you appear to be a Yorkshireman. Sadly the Bureau has it’s full quota of Yorkshiremen (1 x Chris) and, though he is officially listed as in bad standing, the rest of the Bureau are not minded to replace him or increase the quota. Thus you have failed the interview and must go home to your bagpipes in shame and failure.

Your Achievements or Otherwise

• Not a Bureau Member = 0pts
• You failed the interview at the first hurdle = -5pts
• Still have a pint to drink = +10pts
• Emotional State; Shame and disgust = -5pts
• You are a Yorkshireman who plays the bagpipes for fun = -138pts

Ranking

• Grand Total = -138pts
• Rating = Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
• Future Life = Best if we don’t mention that in detail, don’t want to depress you further. Suffice to say it involves bassoons, a tub of lard, the box set of Thundercats and a very embarrassing coroner’s inquest.

Would you care to try again?