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You accept the judgement, stating that you knew it was a risk when you entered the “Duchess” plea but still feel that was the correct, sporting choice. At this fine display of sporting ethics the Bureau confers and by unanimous vote of 4.2 to 0 invite you to take up office as the Deputy-Minister for Sport.
While it wasn’t the full Minister rank you were hoping for, it is still membership of the Bureau and surely your luck with the Otter must change at some point, and once it does who knows how far you may rise? You graciously accept. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
You are a member of the Bureau! Well done. And while the Legacy, the Ritual and the Prophecy may still be a mystery to you, as a Deputy-Minister you are allowed your own open-cat mine and an introduction into the mighty powers of Stavanomics. Plus a hollowed out hillock with central heating a short walk from the global monorail network, which is not to be sniffed at.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You didn’t die = +5pts
- You are a Bureau Member = +100pts
- You aren’t a full Minister = -49pts
- But you are a Deputy-Minister = +38pts
- You are too junior to get your own hollowed out Volcano or Lava Mine = -32pts
- You were defeated at Spleen, Spleen, Sploul = -25pts
- The Otter forgave you in the end = +50pts
- Emotional State; pride, confusion, light headed from blood loss post-Otter attack = +10pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = +97pts
- Rating = You are a Deputy-Minister, no acting, temporary or vice in the way just one step below full of Minister level. Plus of course the many perks that come with it and of course not being dead. Truly an achievement to be proud of. Well done.
- Stav Bureau Career = Your rise through the ranks of the Bureau hits one significant snag; you are Deputy-Minister for sport in a Bureau that really is not that bothered by sport. This holds back your career considerably, as does the minor detail that there is no Ministry for Sport, sport instead falling under the responsibility of which-ever Minister can be bothered that week.
- Future Life = While you could grow frustrated at your stalled career, you resolve instead to enjoy it. And there is much to enjoy, as the workmen toil to hollow out your hillock lair and fit the elaborate lava-effect central heating you start to enjoy the trappings of power that come with Bureau ministership, even at the Deputy level the perks are considerable, not least the boundless joy that you experience from visiting your open-cat mine to see the simple pleasure of an army of tabbies trying to mine Bauxite.
Would you care to try again?