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BOATPIG Page 26

The interview goes well, you particularly impress in the handbag twirling test, and you reach the face to face interview stage. When asked which of the many branches you are applying for you reply Shep’s GPS-Bluetooth-Airborne Hos. This is accepted and you are packed of to parachute school for a test of your ability to parachute in stilettos.

Having passed that exam with flying colours you reach the final test, where you are asked to explain what the actual purpose of the Bluetooth is in Shep’s G-B-A-H. Do you reply?