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Deciding that you don’t really have a Bureau compatible excuse you decide to just blag it. Or shamelessly lie through your teeth as it is also known.

Sadly the Bureau have installed a harsh but effective system to deter applicants from lying on the recruitment hotline. As the frankly excessive voltage courses through your body you manage time for a single last thought, ‘Bugger’ before you expire. - GAME OVER

Your Ending

Having been thoroughly fried the Bureau send a team around to collect you and display your remains as a warning to others. This is not quite what you meant when you wanted to become an integral part of the Bureau.

Your Achievements or Otherwise

• You died = -1pt
• Due to lying to the Bureau = -28pts
• In death you will serve as an example to others = +1pt
• Still dead though = -2pts
• You aren’t in anyway a member of the Stav Bureau = -25pts
• Emotional State; Ashamed and dead. Mostly dead = -18pts

Ranking

• Grand Total = -73pts
• Rating = That could have gone better couldn’t it? You could be alive for starters.
• Future Life = You are a thoroughly electrocuted corpse. What on earth do you think your future is going to involve? Proving the Riemann hypothesis?

Would you care to try again?