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Jimmy is delighted you have the Amulet and talks you through the rest of the requirements, you must awaken the slumbering heroes of the underground and recover the sacred sword. Then while the Heroes distract the beast you must use the amulet to weaken it before stabbing it through the spleen with the sword.

Many months of questing later you have located the sword and awakened the heroes, there is but one thing left to do - confront the beast - GAME OVER

Your Ending

The confrontation does not go well, for the simple reason you didn’t pick up the amulet did you? It wasn’t even an option so you can’t have it.

Amulet-less you are soon burnt to a crisp, leaving the somewhat disgruntled Heroes of the Underground to return back to sleep and the Dragon free to wander the tunnels of London. It should go without saying your application to the Bureau is not accepted, not even posthumously.

Your Achievements or Otherwise

• You are not a member of the Bureau = -100ts
• You did not fail the interview = +1pt
• Because you were brunt to a crisp by a dragon = -2pts
• You lied = -50pts
• In a chose your own adventure = -51pts
• Emotional State; a lying and dishonoured dead man = -42pts

Ranking

• Grand Total = -244pts
• Rating = You lied to Jimmy, you lied to the heroes and most all you lied to yourself. I’d pity you but you’ve let me down too much.
• Future Life = A small pile of ash that will, quite rightly, be forgotten.

Would you care to try again?