BOATPIG Page 178
In a wild panic you call the Minister for Art for assistance with a transport problem. This isn’t going to end well is it? - GAME OVER
Your Ending
You call Alex and he gives you part of the directions before assuring you he will meet you en-route and assist you in getting the rest of the way. Alas shortly before the due rendezvous time he calls to say he will be unable to make it, but does look forward to meeting you later.
Lost and alone you wander the streets of London looking for the pub. Years pass and still you hunt, proving both your determination and your terrible sense of direction.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You didn’t die = +2pts
- You proved you have determination and strength of will = +18pts
- By wandering around London for years failing to find a pub = -17pts
- You aren’t a member of the Stav Bureau = -25pt
- You failed to even find the location the interview would be held = -9pts
- You weren’t eaten by a grue = +1pt
- Emotional State; lost, confused, sore feet = -8pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -38pts
- Rating = Nondescript failure, though your score is boosted by not being dead which is an achievement in and off itself in BOATPIG.
- Future Life = As you wander the streets looking for the pub you occasionally wonder if perhaps you should give it up as you are now many years late. Alas given you poor navigation skills it would take at least as long to try and get home so you decide to stick with it in the hope of at least finding the damn place. Alas this will prove to be a false hope.
Would you care to try again?