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Lacking any dog biscuits you go for the next best thing and reach down to stroke the dog. Alas it appears Steve is not in the mood and, after a warning growl, barks at you and walks off. The sad shakes of the head from the Bureau indicate this is not a good reaction. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
The Chairman announces that given the verdict Not Fat Steve has handed down there is only one sentence he can hand out. Donning the ceremonial Black Fez he declares your appeal has spectacularly failed and you are hereby sentenced to death. That’s not gone well has it?
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You didn’t die = +1pt
- Yet = -1pt
- Because you have been sentenced to death = -50pts
- You now know Fat Steve’s bark means death = +5pts
- It’s hard to imagine circumstances in which you can put this knowledge to any use = -6pts
- You failed the interview miserably = -25pts
- You will at least be spared the shame of living with your failure = +1pt
- Due to being sentenced to death = -2pts
- Emotional State; disappointment, fear and regret. And fear. = -32pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -109pts
- Rating = Well that was a disaster wasn’t it?
- Future Life = Having been sentenced to death by the bark of a dog the Bureau decide that there is only one way for you to meet your fate; locked in the back of a hot car with the windows epoxied shut.
Would you care to try again