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Full marks at interview! Surely this must herald a prime role in the Bureau? Surely? - GAME OVER
Your Ending
After a brief discussion and a few rounds of voting the Bureau reach a conclusion. Originally they had intended to offer you a role as Deputy Minister for Synths, but they then realised that was probably the last thing the Bureau actually wanted or needed. Plus it didn’t really reflect your achievements, so instead they offer you the job as Minister for Music, a role you gratefully accept.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You are a member of the Stav Bureau = +50ts
- A full blown Minister no less = +75pts
- You are not Deputy Minister for Synthesisers = +10pts
- However you will still be expected to remain knowledgeable on the subject = -9pts
- You will receive a hollowed out volcano lair and Stavanomic explanation package = +75pts
- However the Legacy, Ritual and Prophecy will still remain a mystery. = -25pts
- And of course no vote = -15pts
- You didn’t die = +1pt
- Emotional State; pride, elation and a lingering concern about synths = +15pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = +177pts
- Rating = Not dead and a full Minister, a fine pair of achievement. You may think that is a somewhat tautologous statement, rest assured it isn’t.
- Stav Bureau Career = To your mild surprise you discover that the Bureau Ministry for Music is a bustling place with many important duties to work on, covering everything from running the RnB re-education camps to ensuring the music systems in the regional command centres are up to scratch. Truly it is a varied and fulfilling career.
- Future Life = While initially you miss the bassoons and bagpipes that originally prompted you to seek out the Bureau you come to realise that they are rubbish instruments and you have in fact been saved from a fate worse than Cleethorpes. Your continued ignorance of the Legacy, Ritual and Prophecy does rankle, however as you become more trusted you make your way onto the reserve voting member list and even occasionally getting to cast a vote. And is that not compensation enough?
Would you care to try again?