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One out of three. It’s not going to go well is it? - GAME OVER
Your Ending
After much discussion the Bureau decide that given the level of musical knowledge you displayed the only possibly position they could offer you is Deputy Minister for Bassoons and Bagpipes. Elated at almost achieving your dream you accept. That may well prove to be a mistake
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You are a member of the Stav Bureau = +50ts
- Sadly only as Deputy Minister = -24pts
- But you are responsible for Bassoons and Bagpipes = +18pts
- This is quite emphatically not a good thing = -19pts
- You didn’t die = +1pt
- There is very little guarantee this state will continue = -1pt
- Emotional State; pride and a complete absence of fear. You poor fool = +2pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = +27pts
- Rating = Not dead, in the Bureau and a Deputy Minister, why so low you might be asking. The fact you are asking is the answer. That and the bagpipes of course.
- Stav Bureau Career = As Deputy Minister for Bassoons and Bagpipes you soon discover the perk package is minimal. As in a single bar lava-effect electric fire and an out of date bus pass. You think this is ominous. You think correctly.
- Future Life = Your role in the Bureau is playing and destruction, destroying Bagpipes and playing the Bassoon. This is bad enough, however it get worse when you discover that, in line with the wisdom of Minister Jimmy, you are announced as the chief Bureau player of giant cocks. This is not the ending you hoped for.
Would you care to try again?