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A screaming burst of guitar distortion wails around the chamber, the echos producing strange harmonics that leaves the air feeling alive with raw, primal noise. While you initially believe this to be a good sign, you note with alarm that the monolithic score board has failed to move.

The Chairman explains that you were incorrect. While the film would have been much improved with input from Mr Hammer, ideally Jan but MC at a pinch, alas they were not available at the time and thus it was Vangelis who must feel the shame of seeing his name on the credits.

Your final question emerges from the depths on an Onyx platter. Which of these two giants was reduced to scoring “Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus”, a film which sounds like a specialist title only available to the more discerning customer from certain progressive and unquestioning retailers.