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Jo sadly informs you that you have chosen poorly. Having found Jesus (he was down the back of the sofa all along) Mr Hammer has decided that the MC now stands for Man of Christ, making his stage name Man of Christ Hammer - which makes him sound like some kind of Vatican hitman.
In any event MC Hammer has a touching and sincere believe in touching the Face of God, or whatever they are calling it these days, so you are incorrect. However as even the Bureau believe it is unreasonable to stalk every single 80s hit-makers just in case they adopt amusing new names she will let it pass, this time.
Disappointed but relieved you realise you will just have to walk to the pub.
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