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Unwilling to risk your clearly dicey art knowledge on another wild stab, you decide to fall back on the old favourite.
You tell Alex that it is now clear to you that the Timeless Mistake represents Man’s Inhumanity to Man, the default answer to what any piece of modern art represents. Hopefully it will see you through. You hope in vain. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
Alex is clearly too disappointed even to sigh, instead he merely shakes his head and gestures to the guards. With dizzying speed they drag you out the back, clip you to a line and have you pulled up to a waiting horse drawn Zeppelin. You don’t think this is a good sign. In a break from your recent form you are correct.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- Not a Bureau Member = -10pts
- Failed to even make the interview = -15pts
- You are in an approved Bureau mode of transport = +21pts
- It’s a Stavish Inquisition Prison Zeppelin taking you off to an uncertain fate = -58pts
- You still have no idea what the Timeless Mistake represents = -1pt
- Or which artwork represents the Indivisibility of Beauty = -1pt
- Frankly taking part in an Art based challenge is looking a very bad choice = -20pts
- You disappointed a StavMinister. That never ends well = -47pts
- Emotional State; fear, terror and utter blinding rage at art = -13pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -144pts
- Rating = That’s a pretty poor score. Admittedly you’re not dead (yet) but that aside it’s terrible and you should be ashamed.
- Future Life = Expecting to be sent to His Stavishness’ Prison Rockall you instead end up in Douglas. Staring out across the Irish Sea you wonder what your fate will be, a mystery the chief guard soon clears up. You have been sentenced to being abandoned naked and alone on the Island with the population warned against helping you on pain of death, you will now truly experience the Isle of Man’s Inhumanity to Man.
Would you care to try again?