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You wait. It becomes pitch black. You are eaten by a grue. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
While death is but a door and time is but a window, you are still dead. Worse the Stav Bureau decide to formally reject your application on intelligence grounds as (1) you expected Chris to leave the pub before closing time and (2) you waited in a pitch black area with the express intention of meeting a grue.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- You Died = -3pts
- Never got a pint to drink = -5pts
- Not a Bureau Member = 0 points
- Your application was formally rejected as you were an idiot = -10pts
- You forgot the Amulet of Suaver Tuba = -4pts
- Emotional State; died of shame and grue = -20 points
Ranking
- Grand Total = -42pts
- Rating = The inverse of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Not exactly a triumph is it?
- Future Life = Being digested by a grue and then a long time being dead.
Would you care to try again?