BOATPIG Page 149
Fearfully you select Dirk and fire up the device. To your considerable relief the voice that emerges isn’t the one from the abominable TV horror, but one that actually suits the character.
Re-assured you follow Dirk’s directions and, eventually, find yourself outside the Red Lion pub in Westminster. There appears to have been a terrible mistake, however Dirk insists that while this may not be where you intended to go, it is where you need to be.
Accepting the wisdom of this you decide to enter the pub, turn to page 14.