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BOATPIG Page 139

You follow your inadequate instructions and resign yourself to the long journey ahead.

When you eventually arrive at the Churchill Arms it is made clear that they are unimpressed by this lateness, the absolute last thing the Bureau wants is yet more people who are late. This is not a promising start to the interview and whatever you do now had better be spectacular. How do you respond to this?

• Utilise the world’s finest social lubricant, turn to page 19.
• Appeal to the Deputy Chairman, turn to page 101.
• Grandly declaim you are not actually late and should be assumed to have passed the interview, turn to page 161.