BOATPIG is not an experience for the faint hearted, it will challenge your wits and morality at every turn. However as the Bureau are not wilfully unrealistic the following Strategy Guide has been prepared to help guide players through the demands of the game.
General Hints
- Time spent reading the wiki and understanding the Myths and Legends of the Bureau will rarely be wasted, both in the game and reality.
- The Bureau appreciate blagging as a skill, however this does mean they are very good at detecting it.
- Avoid cliches like the plague
Game Highlights
The lucky, skilful or just persistent may come across the following game highlights
- Dragons
- A fight with the Man from Delmonte
- The appreciation of modern art
- Play Spleen, Spleen, Sploul
- The chance to become a professional turf accountant
- Gasp at airborne cross-dressing callboys
- Discover the secret of a dog’s bark
- Visit the Valley of the Mullets
- Be pitied by Mr.T for being a fool