Nelson Mande-LA

Dangerous black militant ruthlessly dedicated to installing anti-white apartheid where-ever the Holy Roman Catholic Church demands it. The inherent contradiction between his aims and his service to Rome has thus far escaped him, at some point it may not and he will presumably be forced to pick one or other.

Thus far his main claim to fame is as El Presidente's non-consensual heroin supplier, keeping the puppet leader involuntarily topped up with horse to prevent Louis Armstrong's ghost memories surfacing. How this serves his extremist aims is a mystery known only to him. Or the Pope. Or perhaps it actually doesn’t and Mande-LA is being played like an unpleasantly extremist bassoon by a succession of cunning Popes.