British Tapas

In a recent policy meeting at the pub the Bureau identified a new film project with the potential to revolutionise world cinema and advance long standing Bureau policy objectives. Such is the awesome majesty of the concept and it’s staggering depth, it could easily be expanded into a cinematic universe.

British Tapas British Tapas is the code name of the most secret agent in MI6, above 00 status and only referred to in tones of hushed awe. Wears an actual pork pie hat.

Cast Casting is often key to these projects

• Gordon Ramsey as the ‘Q’ type character. In full swearing mode at all times when handing over gadgets, which often have a culinary edge; exploding scotch eggs, blow dart hidden inside a sausage roll, napalm mayonnaise, etc.
• Judi Dench as ‘M’. Because tradition

Policy Aims These remain classified and can only be revealed to those who have completed the Ritual