The

The only definite article in the English language. Used by the StavBureau to denote particularly significant people and events.

Objects/People/Events/Etc of such importance they are prefixed with a The

• Barrymore
• Waterman
• Incident
• Legacy
• Prophecy
• Ritual
• The Sport of (played by, not with) Kings
• The Three IT Amigos

Objects/People/Events/Etc that, inexplicably, are not prefixed with a The but should be

• Michael Aspel
• Bob Holness