How to make the orange liqueur known as Orange Joy:
Pour 150ml vodka into a glass, and add two dismembered satsumas. Stir and agitate, microwave for 15 seconds on full power, stir again, microwave for another 15 seconds. Add cinnamon sticks and spices to taste. Leave to marinate for up to five minutes. Strain the sticks and bits of tree out of the mixture.
Make some brown sugar syrup by mixing and heating 50ml of water and 25ml of brown sugar and mixing together. Add the brown sugar syrup to the mix. Stir.
You now have Triple Sec for when you don’t have any real Triple Sec.