Mr Porky. A beautifully breathtaking animated concept that was, sadly, too good for this world and thus never happened.
However it is preserved here in all it’s glory in the hope someone cough Alex cough will eventually make it.
Has a broad Yorkshire accent and a bitter hatred of both Madame Furrie and Cezar. He is a close personal friend of the King and regularly gives him discounts and ‘special offers’. He wants to do “things” to Shaft and might be doing “things” to Roger, but that is only ever implied and thankfully never seen.
The badest black brother in the world who nevertheless has a cut glass accent, a very posh way of phrasing things and an inexplicably white twin brother 2 Shaft. Shaft is embarrassed by 2 Shaft as he has a bizzare Welsh Gangsta accent that Shaft finds unbearably common, as a result he sold 2 Shaft into slavery at Mr Porkys.
The assistant butcher who, due to an unbearably cruel contract is forced to wear bright pink trousers beneath his apron or nothing at all. As a result he normally wears nothing at all but an apron and a pair of socks.
King of an unspecifed realm, possibly Meatistan but it is never confirmed, who has lost all his money but not his throne in a bizarre otter based incident. He is always striving to hire Shaft to work as his army/bodyguard to demand the government reimburse his lost fortune.
Never seen bar his trademark flash of smoke as he appears, speaks, then vanishes leaving nothing but a lingering feeling of violation.
Japan’s finest butcher who would love to join in his elder brother’s funny ways, yet is compelled by his strict code of honour to remain aloof, save when Porky needs assistance in a mad cap scheme when is allowed to join in but on no account enjoy himself.
Owns a Second Hand Fruit & Veg shop specialising in bananas, cucumbers and marrow. As all the fruit is fresh, intact and well washed no-one is quite sure what the first use is. It is Porky’s lifetime goal to find out.