Doors, and door-based concepts, are well represented in the StavBureau mythos.
Door-based TV shows involving Michael Aspel
- This is my cock - Micheal goes from door to door in a dirty mac, exposing himself to unsuspecting members of the public from behind a big red book
- The Dad Doorstep Challenge - The lothario Aspel surprises his former conquests, demands DNA samples from their children and tests them on the doorstep to establish whether or not said offspring are his.
- I am your Dad - The hideously cut down version of the above shown on ‘Dave’, cutting out the DNA testing and just jumping from Aspel opening the door to saying ‘I am your Dad’ to crying children. While wearing a dirty mac.
Door-based TV shows not involving Michael Aspel
We must have some. I just can’t think of any right now.
Never Forget
Bearing the above in mind, please check all doors are thoroughly Aspel proof.