Biscuit Policy

Summary

Bureau Biscuit Policy is currently very much in flux. While a Green Paper has been floated by the Glorious Puppet Leader the full ramifications of his revolutionary ideas have yet to be fully understood. Naturally once they have been grasped the paper itself will be re-clarified to show that these issues were all completely understood from the start.

Starting Principle As outlined by the Wise and Benevolent Puppet Leader Bourbon Biscuits do not taste like Bourbon Whisky. While this is not necessarily a bad thing it nevertheless offended his sense of order, logic and decency.

The Main Options

Should the biscuit be changed to match the whisky or vice versa.

Biscuit Change - Certainly changing the biscuit is easiest, a whisky tasting biscuit is well within the reach of science, but does the world need or even want more things that taste like Bourbon Whisky? Evidence suggests not.

Whisky Change - Altering the whisky to taste like a chocolate biscuit has the distinct advantage of the resultant drink no longer tasting like a corn mash drink. However the history of alcoholic chocolate drinks is not good so this would not be a universally positive change.

Unresolved Issues

It should be noted that neither of these solutions address the question of how the biscuit policy will interact with Glorious Puppet Leader Stav's Substance Identification Guide.

Once this key question has been addressed it is anticipated that the remaining issues will be relatively straight forward to resolve