Barrymore

One of the true colossi of the StavBureau mythology, he features in both the prophecy and the legacy but not, thankfully, the ritual.

Random Facts

Barrymore is tall. Some say taller than God himself.

Barrymore is not known for his skill in mathematics and was once baffled by a poorly written 9 into thinking he was King of Siam.

Barrymore has a terrible fear of the North Pole and will try and avoid facing it at all costs.

East, ever East

Film Career

Due to a horrific mixup by Eon Productions Barrymore was hired to reinvent the entire James Bond back catalogue. Understandably this didn’t end well as the proposed titles make clear.