BOATPIG Page 117
Stav shakes his head and explains that not only have you failed, you’ve failed badly. - GAME OVER
Your Ending
Such is the magnitude of your mistake Stav informs you that there really is no need to continue with your application, it just isn’t going to happen.
Dejected you begin walking home only to be struck down by the very rare ridiculously rapid onset rickets. You attempt to hunt for a cure, alas as Stav didn’t tell you what the actual answer is you don’t know what to look for. In desperation you decide Stav might have been wrong and start looking for sectoids, this wont end well as you have confused a cure for rickets with the initial enemy from X:COM.
Your Achievements or Otherwise
- Not a Bureau Member = -1pt
- You did not fail the interview = +5pts
- You never got to the interview = -5pts
- You would have failed the interview if you’d attended = -35pts
- You have ridiculously rapid onset rickets = -49pts
- You’ve disappointed Stav = -2pts
- Emotional State; Fear, rickets and shame. And rickets. = -25pts
Ranking
- Grand Total = -112pts
- Rating = That’s terrible and you should be ashamed.
- Future Life = Failing to find any short, grey, mass-cloned aliens you resign yourself to never being able to cure your rickets. Fortunately wandering the streets, lost and confused, is the ideal way to get exposed to plenty of sunlight and thus cure yourself. Sadly this is Britain during the summer and so there is not enough sunshine for that to work. Bad luck.
Would you care to try again?