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You attempt to pass through the ticket barrier, however due to the unique way the Oyster card system works you are delayed while it inexplicably fails to accept your perfectly valid card. Eventually it decides to let you in and you get to the platform.
As you look around the platform you notice there is more destruction and misery than is typical on an underground platform, even for the Central Line. That, and the still smouldering fires and heaps of ash, lead you to suspect that they may be some truth in the warnings about dragons were perhaps correct. This is further reinforced when the station announcer warns you of “Minor delays to Central Line services due to ongoing dragons.” Do you?