Zeppelins are a vital part of StavBureau myth and legend. Not to mention an integral part of Shep’s GPS-Bluetooth-Airborne Hos.
Some have propellers, some jet engines and some are horse drawn.
In addition to a full time job as Minister for Security Shep finds time to run a successful pimping business. The key to his success is his unique method of avoiding kerb-crawling; dropping his prostitutes in by parachute from a Zeppelin.
Upon calling for a Ho from Shep’s G-B-A Hos you will be required to submit your GPS location, this is passed to your selected Ho who then leaps from the dirigible, guiding herself towards you by GPS. Upon landing in the nearest open space she will find your location, do the deed, then return to the nearest collection point to await pick up by biplane.
The purpose of the Bluetooth remains unclear, but is a vital part of the system.
Is fitted to every Zeppelin in case of emergency.