Bureau Points

Senior Stav Ministers have the power and authority to issue Bureau Points for services rendered to the Bureau and particularly worthy feats carried out in the name of El Presidente.

Worth

It has been established by the Party Chairman that the answer to the question What do Bureau Points make? is, as a matter of Bureau policy, custom and doctrine A trip to the Gulag. This may account for the current low popularity of Bureau Points and the disappointing uptake of their use. If this frankly shocking analysis proves to be correct then such attitudes are unfortunate but in no way regrettable.

Alternative Views

People have occasionally expressed the view that the equivalence of Bureau Points and trips to the Gulag is something of a flaw in the system and that there is room for improvement there. No-one sees those people after they make such observations. And no-one ever will.