Welcome to the exciting new Bureau Outing At The Pub Interactive Game, BOATPIG, a name that in no way started with an amusing acronym and worked backwards to the components.
In BOATPIG you will play the role of Jose Malachi, a potential new member of the Bureau who is seeking admittance and hopes one day to become a full member, possibly even reaching as high as Stav Minister for bassoons, saxophones and bagpipes. As part of the complex and rigorous assessment and initiation process you have been invited to an interview at one of the Bureau’s many regional command centres, or pubs as they are commonly referred to. You begin your adventure at The Ship public house in Holborn.
If for some reason you are struggling with BOATPIG you may find the Strategy Guide of some assistance.